fistivities:

if your jokes more than 2minutes long you need to not tell that joke

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

porndirector:

sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Naomi
- Eye Color:  Brown
- Hair Style/Color: Just below shoulder/dark brown with random remnants from various failed dye jobs 
- Height: 163cm
- Clothing style: flawless in my head but sweatpants/parents’ college sweatshirts irl
- Best physical feature: uhh MOLE i dont really like it but its distinctive so close enough

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: fire and disappointing people i look up to
- Your guilty pleasure: the pleasure of doing nothing 
- Ambitions for the future: happiness and a job would be nice too

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: nope
- What you think about most: myself, and other people, and philosophy..and sex ..
- What you think about before bed: ” 
- You think your best quality is: im a good friend *if any of my actual friends are reading this shh guys just go with it* 

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?

- Single or group dates: single
- To be loved or respected: i would not want love without respect wtf
- Beauty or brains: both please 
- Dogs or cats: IM SORRY IM TERRIBLE AT CHOOSING THINGS I DONT KNOW 

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

- Lie: of course 
- Believe in yourself: yes - despite all evidence suggesting i shouldnt 
- Believe in love: yes
- Want someone: yep.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: yesss i think i belong off it though 
- Done drugs: yep 
- Changed who you were to fit in: every day

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite colour: black like my soul 
- Favorite animal: NO but elephant right now 
- Favorite movie: i actually cant answer this im sorry
- Favorite game: mass effect/assassins creed/dungeons&dragons 

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

- Your next birthday will be on: feb 3 next year 
- How old will you be: 17
- Age you lost your virginity: 15
- Does age matter: for me yes but i tend to ignore it 

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: smart/funny/self deprecating/self aware/cynical/arcane/hilarious / kind 

- Best eye color: GREEN/HAZEL

- Best hair color:  idm
- Best thing to do with a partner: i think you know 

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: me
- I feel: lonely/excited
- I hide: inconvenient truths 
- I miss: not having exams 
- I wish: that my leg would heal w/o operation

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about